I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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