Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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