We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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