he wants to bone in the snuggie
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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