dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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