Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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