can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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