I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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