i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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