just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
