you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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