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Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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