And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
