dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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