Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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