Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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