So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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