If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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