3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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