went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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