can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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