And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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