that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You can make out without kissing
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