yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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