Kiss
Puke
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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