I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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