She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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