Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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