i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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