the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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