I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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