and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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