My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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