morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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