No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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