Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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