Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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