I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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Enjoy the penises
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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