You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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