On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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