Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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