I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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