too bad you live with your parents still
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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