I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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