Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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