i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around