How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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