is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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