I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i love accidental penises.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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