Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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