You're my little dorito
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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