To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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