the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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