I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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