Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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