don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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