I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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