Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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