We're like a lot better than the average bears
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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