I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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